How much hatred I feel for airplanes cannot even be expressed. I have absolutely no idea how to. Who likes airplane rides, anyway? At least we were flying on Southwest Airlines-apparently they're the best airline available-all your bags get shipped free! (Exciting for my parents, not exactly me!) Oh yeah: They're the second most comfortable airline after Jet Blue.
FUN FACT! Apparently, on a flight out to Arizona (where we were on vacation), one of the airplanes had a scorpion on board! I really think that would be quite terrifying-I, for one, absolutely hate them-but I am at least quite relieved that I was not on board. (But I can't really see the fun in the phrase "fun fact." There is nothing I can see that is fun about it.)
Anyway, at least this flight was 4 hours, not the agonizing 5 1/2 that our flight to Arizona was! After about half an hour, I was so bored that I seriously wanted a parachute that could take me there instead of the airplane.
Since Arizona time is 3 hours behind Massachusetts, there was some serious tiredness involved.
And don't even get me started on the bathrooms! Oh, yuck, yuck, yuck! If Southwest Airlines are supposedly the best airlines-including the bathrooms, apparently-and American Airlines are the worst, then I don't even want to think about what the American airplanes' bathrooms are like! (Shudder!)
When our plane landed, our luggage was collected, and we catched the shuttle bus, I wanted to scream. But, afterwards, I figured I would be too tired to even be able to use the last of my energy for my voice box.
That's okay, though, because I plan on a lot of beauty sleep!
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