You + Me = Disaster

I know, I know--I'm a regular Einstein, aren't I? (Unfortunately, this is the only type of *math* I know-how sad!)

Seriously, though, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that we're never going to fully get along. In fact, in only the one and a half years we've been friends, I think I've already gotten ten strands of white hair!

Thanks a lot.