What the **** were they thinking?!?

The other day, when I arrived at my school, I saw this women and her husband wearing the most hideous outfits I think I've ever seen. Here, I'm going to list all the things wrong with their outfits.

• First off, the wife was wearing one of those awful knit Christmas sweaters, with Rudolph on the front. His nose was a red pompom! Talk about fashion disaster.
• She had on gross orange shade color leather clogs, that squeaked as she walked.
• Another thing about the sweater: isn't it a little late in the season for Rudolph?
• The man had a argyle sweater with flip flops. In the middle if winter, no less! 

So, I hope this is a lesson to all of you: never, ever, ever do this!